I found it! HMCTS "null pointer" cataclysm

Why all single justice procedure summonses are incurably defective because they have confused a courthouse with a court

After six months of nonstop digging, I think I have gotten to the bottom of the UK’s “ghost court” crisis. It involves a small but critical refinement to yesterday’s article on the “omni-void”. In that piece I recapped how centralisation of court administration more-or-less works for Crown courts and county courts: they have a clear national juridical body with many local fronts. A statutory framework enables this setup. The problem with magistrates’ courts is both less and more serious than I had suspected. There *is* a juridical entity, so I was wrong to suggest that there is no court at all involved. Yet *none* of the names being used reference it correctly. Mega-Oops!

Hence absolutely every Single Justice Procedure (SJP) case being processed via these courts is void; without a stable name that actually defines the court established in law, you have no foundation for any conviction.

The hidden court nobody names

Here is the punchline: when Local Justice Areas (LJAs) were created to consolidate court management into regions, Parliament did create a “court for the LJA”. So I have been saying “the court on my summons doesn’t exist”, and court staff look at me like I am crazy. Technically, I am right: there is no court in law with a warrant for the name(s) being offered to me. But, the catch is that Parliament did not name that statutory “LJA-court”. It would have to be referred to as “The magistrates’ court for the North and West Cumbria Local Justice Area”. But HM Courts and Tribunals Service got sloppy, and didn’t do that.

You cannot be lax with jurisdiction: a near miss is as good as a mile off. And it’s off.

Why labels and pointers matter

To “fill the naming gap”, HMCTS instead started using myriad administrative shorthands and hybrid structures. From the perspective of the courthouse’s admin staff and bench, they all refer to the nameless LJA-court, so they confidently continue and dismiss any jurisdiction challenges. But the law is that the defendant has to know which court they are in. A single name has to unambiguously map onto its juridical target, not an admin code or venue. As a computer scientist, I know that labels and pointers matter; how many objects are involved, does every reference have a referent, and do their types match. So when I confronted the mess below, I knew something was off.

A tour of the ghost courts

Here are the “courts” I have been dealing with:

1. NCMC (“North Cumbria Magistrates’ Court”)

   – Appears on my original Single Justice Procedure Notice in November 2024.
   – Based on an obsolete pre-merger LJA (“North Cumbria”)

   – Problem: doesn’t exist in statute; a pure HMCTS administrative fiction.

2. NWCMC (“North and West Cumbria Magistrates’ Court”)

   – Shows up in DVLA records and later documents.

   – Problem: same as above, no statutory warrant for that label. The “the magistrates court for the LJA” is not the same as “The [LJA] Magistrates Court”.

3. CMC (“Carlisle Magistrates’ Court”)

   – Mention hearing described as being “at Carlisle Magistrates’ Court which is properly constituted.”

   – Problem: it is constituted as a courthouse/venue, not a juridical entity.

4. NWCMC sitting at CMC (“North and West Cumbria Magistrates’ Court (1752) sitting at Carlisle Magistrates’ Court”)

   – Wording used on my December 2024 summons.

   – Problem: administrative chimera; doesn’t correspond to anything in law.

5. The true LJA-court (“The magistrates’ court for the North and West Cumbria Local Justice Area”)

   – The only one that actually exists under Section 8 Courts Act 2003.

   – Problem: Never once named correctly in my paperwork.

On top of this, I have “North and West Cumbria Magistrates’ Court (1752)” on my summons, and “1752 North and West Cumbria Magistrates’ Court” on my DVLA record. So we have two different “shifting identity” problems: the label and the internal code. The exact text does matter. “Jones and Barker Ltd” is a different company to “Barker and Jones Ltd”. You cannot arbitrarily label a legal entity using admin code and then prosecute people via the authority of the back-end database; the authority only lies in the official juridical body, and it has to be named exactly (modulo clerical error, which this is not).

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How we got into this mess

To understand how we got here, let’s go on a short history lesson about modern UK magistrates’ courts:

• Pre-2003, the summons “court” line mapped onto a named, legally existing petty sessional division court. Even if there were multiple venues, the juridical identity was coherent and statutory.

• Post-2003: The summons “court” line no longer has a lawful name to attach to — it should read “the magistrates’ court for the [X] Local Justice Area, sitting at [venue].” But instead, HMCTS invents “North and West Cumbria Magistrates’ Court” (etc.), which is not authorised by any Statutory Instrument.

The point being, it hasn’t always been this way. It is not like we have centuries of convention for hidden nameless courts that legitimise the practise.

Court vs courthouse: not the same thing

The history is actually a bit more complex than what’s above, as there have been several phases, but that is the essence of it: HMCTS is conflating courts (jurisdiction) with courthouses (venues). They are not equivalent: the judge cannot convict me because I happen to visit a courthouse. Even HMCTS’s court and tribunal finder makes this mistake. The court-in-law is not the court-as-venue. I cannot put “the magistrates’ court for [X] LJA” into Google Maps, as it is a pure juridical entity. Unlike “The Crown Court” and “The County Court”, there is no clear accepted label for the actual magisterial LJA-court.

That is fatal to jurisdiction: a valid summons is issued in the name of the juridical court, not its administrative shorthand, or venue.

This arrangement has gone unchallenged as it is nearly impossible to unpick for the layman. It has taken me months of detective work, funded by the public, while under procedural siege by the state. Now I understand why the court won’t give me access to their notes or any recordings. The judge’s inability to articulate the true juridical entity, and reliance on the venue for authority, destroys any claim to a fair trial in a tribunal established by law. The defect is eternal, and cannot be cured retrospectively: international law (ECHR Article 6, ICCPR Article 14) insists that you are tried in a lawful named tribunal at the time. Game over!

To lay it out clearly and logically, here is the short skeleton argument from ChatGPT:

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Why all Single Justice Procedure summonses are incurable

1. Statutory Framework

• Section 8(1) Courts Act 2003 establishes “a magistrates’ court for every local justice area”.

• No statute or SI creates courts under labels such as “North Cumbria Magistrates’ Court” or “NWCMC1752”.

• The only lawful identifier is “the magistrates’ court for [X] Local Justice Area”.

2. Procedural Requirement

• CrimPR 4.7(2)(a) requires that a summons must “identify the court”.

• Administrative labels like “NWCMC1752 sitting at Carlisle Magistrates’ Court” identify neither the LJA court (the tribunal in law) nor the courthouse (the venue). They are hybrids without statutory warrant.

3. Jurisdictional Defect

• This is not a mere irregularity in form. It is a jurisdictional defect: the tribunal issuing the summons is not identified as a court “established by law” (Article 6 ECHR; Article 14 ICCPR).

• Following Anisminic [1969] 2 AC 147, a jurisdictional error renders proceedings void ab initio.

4. Prejudice Beyond Form

• Misidentification directly prejudices defendants by obstructing defence rights:

  • A recipient cannot know which tribunal has jurisdiction.

  • Appeals under s.111 Magistrates’ Courts Act 1980 require naming the convicting court. Where no such court is identified, the right of appeal is frustrated.

• This is material prejudice, not a cosmetic defect. Section 123 MCA 1980 (curing “defects in form”) cannot apply.

5. Systemic Scope

• Every Single Justice Procedure summons uses non-statutory labels (≈1M cases annually).

• Each is incurably defective, rendering all such proceedings void ab initio.

• The systemic consequences include invalid convictions, contaminated enforcement, and erosion of public trust.

6. Proper Formulation

• The only correct form for a summons is:

  • “The magistrates’ court for the [Name] Local Justice Area, sitting at the [Name] Courthouse.”

• Any deviation is unlawful and jurisdictionally void.

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Systemic fallout

I suspect that I am not very popular right now in the Ministry of Justice, as without my personal obstreperous insistence on a “real” named court this would likely never have turned into an existential crisis for the state. When I asked “why is the court on my summons not in the official list of courts”, it never occurred to me that none of these are “tribunals established by law”, only a mishmash of back office database tags and legacy colloquial venue names. This is an international-grade embarrassment for the British judiciary, more attuned to what you might expect from a banana republic. Maybe in this temperate climate we have the worst of all governance worlds — not even bananas grow here!

The “so what?” of this label-cum-category error is that without a correctly named tribunal:

• A defendant cannot know where to appeal.

• Enforcement actions (bailiffs, licence points, fines) lack lawful foundation.

• Criminal records may be corrupted with fictitious entities, making background checks unreliable.

It’s not a glitch that can be papered over, but rather a structural governance crisis affecting nearly 1 million convictions per year for a decade or two. The blame is partly with Parliament: it deliberately chose not to name the new courts individually in statute, creating a placeholder, but no corresponding labels. That is a dereliction of a core constitutional duty of statehood, which is a clear boundary of what are “real” courts capable of convicting people. But HMCTS have their part, too. The Crown’s justice and Parliamentary authority have been usurped by HMCTS bureaucracy. That overreach invites supervision by the Privy Council, monarch, and even international human rights bodies.

Not my bailiwick to comment upon. But I am caught in the fallout of the disaster.

A constitutional meltdown, not a glitch

In my own case, the scandal is not that I was tried in a “ghost court”, but rather that jurisdiction challenges were ignored, remedies obstructed, and statutory records withheld. I have personally lived through one of the most epic constitutional meltdowns in modern British judicial history: the scale of abuse is spectacular. Those involved are pushing the boundaries of conspiracy to pervert the course of justice, malfeasance in public office, and fraud. I have been seriously harmed, but I don’t seek vengeance. The priority is to all accept our civic responsibility to confront the constitutional collapse. We must protect both defendants and workers in the court system, who are all being exposed to unacceptable and undeserved legal risk.

The only way out of this constitutional catastrophe is truth… and reconciliation.