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SmallSlugLargeLettuce's avatar

I keep getting letters from TV license as I cancelled it some years back.

It's addressed to "the occupier" I stick a label with there address on it over the window in the envelope and sent it back to the fictional realm that created it.

Vampire's are real and take many forms, I would include our governmental in the list🧛‍♂️

Don't let them in🙏🤝

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JoeD's avatar

I wrote to CEO of capita suggesting if they required someone to answer the door on a non-specified day they could whistle, if however they gave an appointment suggestion I’d make certain someone would be home provided they pay in advance an attendance allowance of £250 to cover the cost of missing a days work. Never heard from them again

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